Don’t fuck and if you do, do not wear protection. Bash gays, hate them. Never abort your child, even if you get raped. In fact, if you get raped and you get pregnant, it’s a gift from God. Ban gay sex, anal sex, blowjobs and everything that is not considered normal sex. I am Rick and I am from the GOP, I want a smaller, less interfering gov. Fuck the real problems a president has to solve! Listen to me and do as I say in your bedroom!

Anonymous asked: Don't fuck and if you do, do not wear protection. Bash gays, hate them. Never abort your child, even if you get raped. In fact, if you get raped and you get pregnant, it's a gift from God. Ban gay sex, anal sex, blowjobs and everything that is not considered normal sex. I am Rick and I am from the GOP, I want a smaller, less interfering gov. Fuck the real problems a president has to solve! Listen to me and do as I say in your bedroom!

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