There's no "I" in "threesome."

Annnnd now I remember why I deleted all my other OkCupid accounts

Because while I’ve received many messages in the 12 hours since starting a new account, not one of them has been from a person I find even marginally attractive.

And they’re all dumb too. No, I don’t want to have “caqsual” sex with you because that’s not a word. It’s called proofreading, try it.