March 2012
I want to get a bunch of really grotesque tattoos
Albrecht Durer prints and stills from the Thing and stuff
February 2012
beckyloves replied to your post: Some guy wants me...
Deal.
Watchdeeesire:
sexcandyandbitches:
but …. babyyyyy … i want you *pouts* :(
I watched this like 10 times and it never stops being cute. LET ME LOVE YOU.
I’ll huff and puff until I can have it!
xlifeiswarx replied to your post: Some guy wants...
Um?
Anonymous asked: Yo shorty you should have put the mac&cheese on the pizza, that shit woulda been off da chainz
Some guy wants me to meet up with him from OkCupid
Answers to some of his questions include,
“Is a girl who has slept with 100 guys a bad person?
No.
Explain your answer:
A bad person? Not necessarily. A whore? Absolutely.”
“Would you rather be tied up or do the tying?
I’d rather not be involved in bondage at all.”
I don’t know why he thinks we would get along.
I decided to eat healthy today
So at work I ate an entire pizza and macaroni and cheese.
Like, here in WV
I am constantly bombarded with Jesus. There are TWO Christian talk radio stations and a gospel station and a Christian contemporary station and we might as well just lump the country music stations, of which there are many, into that too. I can’t have the radio on scan without having to hear some Christian bullshit.
Years ago some crazy guy who talked to God put enormous crucifixes all...
I've been getting so annoyed with religious people...
Even ones who aren’t aggressive by America’s evangelical standards.
Like, I understand that to a lot of Christians (and that’s who I’m talking about here because that’s the specific kind of person we have here in Morgantown) evangelizing is important. They want to “save” you and they genuinely think they’re doing a nice thing by trying to and when...
One of my eyes has swollen shut and my nose is...
I’m gonna look really cute at work today
Romney: I have friends who own NASCAR teams →
stfuconservatives:
cognitivedissonance:
He’s trying hard to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, isn’t he?
Mitt Romney went to the Daytona 500 NASCAR race Sunday for what should have been a chance to show he’s one of the guys. Instead, in casual conversation with an Associated Press reporter at the Florida track, he reminded people once again that he is not exactly a regular Joe.
Asked...
Seriously
Her farts smell like brimstone and pure misery
I’m going to vomit now
“They were kissing. Put like that, and you could be forgiven for presuming that...”
– Neil Gaiman (Anansi Boys)
I never bottle up my feelings but I've been doing...
And I am about to implode and form a black hole made of solid rage.
How many days are there left in February?
Why Do Cats Purr?
theadventuresofmichaelpawlak:
Corruption of the mind.: Borderline Personality... →
clinicalpsychopathology:
Because our knowledge of the mind’s afflictions remains so limited, psychologists — even when writing in academic publications — still deploy metaphors to understand difficult disorders. And possibly the most difficult of all to fathom — and thus one of the most creatively named — is the…
Nic got a boner on the car ride home from HOLDING...
Me: You're the only person I know who can still get a boner after drinking most of a fifth of rye.
Nic: (drunk mumbling)
Me: Whiskey dick in Nicworld is a raging erection.
Nic: Pet my testicles, they feel like a tiny little baby's butt!
Anonymous asked: Your boyfriend is a mix of Kevin Smith and Tony Starke.
“I know you ain’t working out in Pumas, in fuckin’ Air Force Ones....”
– Eat ‘n Park is magical at 3 am.
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