January 2012
psychthriller asked: ✓
December 2011
ztox asked: What are the plans for new years eve?
Anonymous asked: What is the difference between getting laid and having sex?
“Hey I need a darth vader helmet, all the stores are out here”
– Texts from my brother
I need to get laid.
Not have sex, get laid, and there is a difference.
Anonymous asked: æ
Anonymous asked: Do people (online/IRL) ask about your Vietnamese-background on a regular basis? I remember seeing you talk about it in brief on here before and it kinda blows my mind. Can you understand/speak some Vietnamese? Are you of French-Vietnamese descent?
Send me the sign and I will do it.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
I'm going to cry if I don't beat this Angry Birds...
Forreals
I had a dream that Michele Bachmann was staying at...
I had to help her use the computer and I tried to explain to her that Ron Paul is really really racist and he can’t under any circumstances be president
Then we went out to dinner
What is wrong with my subconscious?
Just tell me he's not the most adorable thing...
You know how anti-gay marriage people say, “What next, are we going to let people marry their cats?” Well I really want to marry Nibs. I really do.
“God damn shit what kind of fucked up Oriental am I, asking the white bitch when...”
– I’m going to enjoy spending Tet with my aunt Hanh again. Maybe she’ll teach me more swear words in Vietnamese.
Obligatory iPhone post
It’s neato
I can't fall asleep; I need a nightcap
One time, Katie (showbuffalo.tumblr.com) and I...
And one or the other of us mentioned the (maybe true?) commonly-held belief that polar bears have clear fur, but black skin.
And then one or the other of us said wouldn’t it be crazy if you could have CLEAR hair
Not white
CLEAR
Like if wigs came in clear
I figure it would kind of look like fiber optic shit but really skinny, you know? Like super thin, fine fishing line
Well, Clinique moisturizing foundation,
We’ll see how you do in 2-3 business days.
Currently perusing sephora.com for new tinted...
If anyone out there with computer-paper-pale, problem skin prone to dryness has ever found a good ‘un, do tell. I’d like something that adds moisture rather than dries out skin (so anything for oily or combination skin is probably not good for me) with decent coverage, but nothing cakey.
Please and thank you.
In the meantime, I shall scrutinize customer reviews.
wolfsangel replied to your post: is your url based off that Interpol song?
you’re welcome. -__-
Sorry, what am I welcome for?
I have what Neil Strauss would call "oneitis."
What is the cure for oneitis? To fuck as many other women as possible until you forget all about her? But I don’t find women attractive all that often and I’ve never fucked someone without first finding that person attractive except for once when I took someone’s virginity as a favor but that’s a long story.
Anonymous asked: have you ever tried witch hazel on your skin? if you get the kind with aloe vera and use it as an astringent, it keeps your skin clean + doesn't make it all irritated. it's been helpful for me and some people i know, and i saw your post about your skin. maybe give it a try (PS your skin looks flawless in all your pictures, so you're doing something right makeup-wise if it's...
acidicecubes asked: is your url based off that Interpol song?
I'm in love with my friend's baby dwarf hamsters....
looksweet:
“Put the flour into a bowl and then press the flour into a large cavity. Say, blame it all around to the side. To distribute the flour edge cautiously sugar, vanilla and salt. Then add the warm milk into the crater. Crumble in the yeast. The whole thing about ten minutes standing, so the yeast dissolves. Then add the room temperature butter and knead. The dough in a warm place about...
Oh holy Christ.
I forgot, this is why I live 5 hours away from my family.
SUCCESS!
I’ve become too pale for the lightest shade of Kiehl’s tinted moisturizer!
All that bathing in virgins’ blood paid off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a special about the history of the Grand...
I can’t think of anything more boring
Weird beliefs I have:
I’m going to tell y’all about a strange thing I think, just because I’m thinking about it and I feel the need to share.
To preface, I am obsessed with myself. Despite the fact that (as I just mentioned) I have the WORST SKIN IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND, and sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and see a goblin, I’m pretty much in love with myself.
I desire to have...
I just popped the zit from Hell
Hi I’m 22 in April, can I stop having the skin of a 14 year old plz and thx
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
looksweet:
taxydermist:
taxydermist:
taxydermi:
please it’ll be cute
k just realised I turned anon off. well I turned it back on so go for your life
and no it won’t stay between us if you’re on anon, but what does it matter if you’re anon right?
no one loves me
just in case just putting it out there
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