January 2011
I was telling Hans about Five Guys
Hans: im gonna be honest
Hans: i thought you meant something sexual at first
Me: hahahah
Hans: i was like
Me: like I was going to be fucking five guys
Hans: 5 guys? get a hold of yourself
Me: hahahahahahaha
Hans: coz you sounded all excited and shiet
I did not know the Cherokee Nation had their own...
But I saw one yesterday in Baltimore!
Being at my mom's house
I found a note that I wrote to myself, and I don’t know when I wrote it or where I was
“HEY ASSHOLE, REASONS WHY YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK UP ON TIME WHEN YOUR ALARM GOES OFF 1. Beetle to auto shop
2. Nicpic [ed. note, I guess this narrows it down to some point in the last three years]
3. You have no bra, you look like absolute shit, and you don’t want respectable people to see...
URGENT MESSAGE FROM ACTIVIST IN EGYPT. PLEASE...
thunderheist:
roxanneritchi
[via]
“To all the people of world” Alicia Ali Marsden To all the people of world The people in Egypt are under governmental siege. Mubarak regime is banning Facebook, Twitter, and all other popular internet sites Now, the internet are completely blocked in Egypt. Tomorrow the government will block the 3 mobile phone network will be completely blocked. And there is...
thedorkyone-deactivated20110331 asked: YOU! I choose you! Always you!
Anonymous asked: Eggs are too fresh if the whites won't easily form stiff white peaks when whipped.
love Martha/
love Martha/
casnisseverdean asked: I feel like you own this book.
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfteu5LTVU1qgfmngo1_500.jpg
Am I right?
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfteu5LTVU1qgfmngo1_500.jpg
Am I right?
Fuck you, Mybakingdom
Fuck you and all your recipes that require a Kitchenaid mixer, #7 Wilton tip, and a double boiler to make.
Who the fuck do I look like, Martha Stewart? I don’t have that shit laying around. I’ve been whipping this goddamn egg white and sugar mixture for well over two hours, I can’t feel my arm, and you know what? STILL NO STIFF WHITE PEAKS.
NONE.
“8-10 minutes with a...
My new favorite music. →
idontlikehans:
sequinforaneye:
All the musical parodies produced by the Westboro Baptist Church. I think my favorite favorite is “Burning Freak,” a parody of “Superfreak” by Rick James.
She’s a very stinky girl, the kind who had no faithful mother.
holy fuck, this are horrible but i wonder if someone actually listen to this and starts ~*RAWKIN’ OUT*~
*COMING SOON* a parody of “Wake...
My new favorite music. →
All the musical parodies produced by the Westboro Baptist Church. I think my favorite favorite is “Burning Freak,” a parody of “Superfreak” by Rick James.
She’s a very stinky girl, the kind who had no faithful mother.
Now he just asked me, "Why do you like this?"
What? WHAT? How could I not like this movie????
It’s inspirational, I tell you.
Nic just asked me *why I am watching Legally...
HA. Is that even a question?
I mean, come on, the soundtrack has Hoku, how could I not watch?
STFU, Conservatives: #DearJohn: Prep Time →
sugaredvenom:
mypenisachesforyou:
sadydoyle:
Okay. So, for those unaware of context, here is what is going on. In the “No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act,” which is reprehensible on its surface, there’s a special surprise clause that seeks to limit the definition of rape and…
dear-sophia-deactivated20110322 asked: thats funny, because my boobies have been feeling the same way about your boobies for the longest time
No comprendo.
So, Nic and I just watched a documentary produced by the BBC about the Westboro Baptist Church. Very interesting, but I don’t understand their way of thinking. I mean, obviously, SO MANY things about their way of thinking that I don’t understand but this one thing in particular.
They claim that whenever something bad happens to someone, it’s the wrath of God. A soldier getting...
Goddamn it I fucking rule at making crepes.
remirobbins:
I wish I could live off crepes. Oh my God. GIVE ME CREPES.
Come get ‘em! I have so many of them. I just don’t know what to fill them with now :/
Goddamn it I fucking rule at making crepes.
“Most of us, in our daily lives, do not think about rape at all. Women, however,...”
– Pornography, Lad Mags, Video Games and Boys: Reviving the Canary in the Cultural Coalmine Matthew B. Ezzell (via iwillnotshavemyvagina)
I always walk with my keys out after dark. I will gouge your eyes out.
(via robot-heart-politics)
See, my mom taught me to gauge out an attacker’s eyes with my...
For your stalking convenience
I am adding a “me” tag to pictures of myself.
Hey, you.
partyonthehill:
Feel free to submit topics for my thoughts.
Nic decided Karl Pilkington is his spirit animal, and he’s now going to keep a diary of his day-to-day thoughts.
I HATE APPLYING TO JOBS ONLINE
WHAT IS THE POINT IF HALFWAY THROUGH MY APPLICATION, AFTER 17 PAGES, MY “SESSION IS INVALID”
I FUCKING HATE IT I HATE IT
The cupcakes are good.
Almost have a carrot-cake-like consistency.
Not what I was hoping for, but good.
Hopefully the icing will, y’know, pull them up by their bootstraps.
Coffee After Midnight: Huj →
nicheey:
Huj. Aka Dick in the Polish Language
I haven’t used the word Daddy, dad, father, etc. in over 4 years. It’s been Huj. It’s the only word that he deserves. I haven’t spoken to my father at all in two years, and before that I went about a year without. I don’t have any “daddy issues” and never…
chubbyrobot asked: Okay, thanks...she wants pics of you and hazel....Im glad I might be able to provide both!
chubbyrobot asked: I'm sure this has been asked before and I'm sure you probably hate the question...but now that dailyundies is down are you also not tryng to sell photos anymore? My wife kinda has a thing for you and I was gonna get a set. Anyways, let me know...and sorry if this has been addressed a thousand times. I'm not trying to be a douche!
This is the most delicious cake batter I've ever...
And I’m definitely a spoon-licker, so I consider myself an expert.
If this batter does not materialize into a delicious cake, I’m going to be very disappointed and grumpy.
“Am I arguing that girls and women shouldn’t be held responsible for their...”
– Emily Maguire, Princesses & Pornstars: Sex, Power, Identity. (via starsgowaltzing)
Do you know how hard it is to cream butter with...
Much less a mixer or an egg beater. God. I’m going to have the right arm of a horny, lonely 16 year old boy after this.
