January 2010
A Man of Simple Tastes
I showed Nic fuckyeahselfshooters earlier, and if I’d recorded a transcription of everything he said while looking at it, it would appear something like this:
“Holy shit, boobies! What is this? This is the greatest thing ever!”
(scrolls down)
“Damn!’
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“God damn!”
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“God! DAMN!”
(scrolls down)
“Those are...
Rules
Rules for 7 Minutes in Heaven 30 Minutes in Hell
1. Assemble group of people—between 6 and 15 people is a good number of players—in a circle formation, “Indian Style,” about 8 inches apart from each other.
2. In the center of the circle, place a bottle. A glass beer or soft drink bottle works best, but plastic will work in a pinch.
3. The player spins the bottle...
Future Plans
I’m amassing a collection of dogs in my head, dogs I want to have one day when Nic and I move to West Virginia and have a sheep farm.
1. Irish Wolfhound: this would be more of a house dog
2. English Bull Terrier, miniature or standard: also a house dog
3. Australian Cattle Dog: shepherd
4. Old English Sheepdog: guardian dog for the sheep
5. Great Pyrenees or Anatolian Shepherd: another...
Well whaddya know?
I just realized I don’t have any friends. Or, many friends. Hannah is my friend but next year she’s transferring. Vivienne is my friend but she graduates in May. Nic is my friend but he has to be, because he’s my boyfriend. Nic’s roommates are my friends but they also have to be. Jeff is my friend, but I don’t see him very much any more. All my friends have...
I'M FUCKING ATHEIST, OKAY?
I watched “Jesus Camp” with Tyson earlier tonight, and there’s one part when a little brainwashed 9-year-old tries to evangelize a slutty-looking woman in a bowling alley, because God told her to. There was another part when one little boy starts sobbing in front of the congregation because when it was his turn to confess his sins he said he found it hard to believe in God and he...
Hipsters
I think it was Leee Childers who said that pretty girls in the punk movement were few and far between, because it was like the uglier you were the more punk you were, the more true to the ideals of the whole genre you were, and I feel like hipsters are the same way. It’s like, the more fucked up your haircut is and the furrier your armpits are and the dumber your clothes are the better you...
nicpersinger:
Thanksgiving, 2009
There was a time when my world was filled with darkness, darkness darkness.
And I stopped dreaming now I’m supposed to fill it up with something, something something.
In your eyes I see the eyes of somebody I knew before, long long long ago.
But I’m still trying to make my mind up. Am I free or am I tied up?
I change shapes just to hide in this place but I’m still, I’m...
I’m really beginning to hate Tumblr.
I want to hold you close, skin pressed against me tight. Lie still, close your eyes girl. So lovely, it feels so right. I want to hold you close, soft breath, beating heart, as I whisper in your ear, I wanna fucking tear you apart.
“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”
– George Carlin (via suicideunderground)
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Dexter has cancer????
Whaaaaa????????
Michael C. Hall has Hodgkin’s lymphoma but his PR bitch says it’s treatable and they are optimistic.
I don’t want nothing happening to my favorite vigilante serial killer killer.
In case you didn't know
Which I’m sure you do
but text “HAITI” to 90999. Do it. The $10 is automatically added to your cell phone bill which your parents probably pay for anyway, so do it. Also, apparently the Red Cross hasn’t even seen $1 million from this yet, which is pathetic considering everyone and their grandmother texts, and all it will cost you is your beer money for this weekend....
Flickr linkr →
I like this girl’s photos. At least several of them. Her models are gorgeous.
UGGGGGGGGH. I fell off the wagon. Fingernails are worse than meth.
Conversations with Morgan Moose
(A commercial for "The Buried Life" on MTV comes on the television)
Morgan Moose: What's that show about?
Me: The Buried Life? It's these guys who make a list of 100 things they want to do before they die, and then they do all the things on the list on this show. Like, crazy stuff like hang-gliding and doing backflips and blowing stuff up.
MM: Oh. And then at the end they kill them?
Me: No, Morgan, they let them live.
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Daybreakers: My Harrowing Tale
I don’t really have a harrowing tale, that just seemed a juicy way to frame this informal review.
So, Alex, as to whether or not you should spend 12 bones to see it: I say yes.
All in all, it was good. I think the concept behind it was a lot stronger than the film itself—sometimes it relied too heavily on cheap scares and stupid CGI—but it was totally different from any other...