February 2012
So I'm gonna be watching my niece for a week in...
To make sure she doesn’t play hooky or throw all night raves or OD or whatever (what do sixth graders do?)
And I’m actually really excited. I grew up with her living in the same house as me. She’s more like a sister to me than a niece. And then I turned 18 and I’ve hardly seen her since.
I miss her a lot. She’s the weirdest person I know—like if you...
There's like,
A really hot guy at my work right now, but… He’s not at my table. So I have no way of hitting on him without it being really obvious and slutty.
:(
:’(
:,’(
:,”(
I reeeeeeeeeeeally need
Some strange.
Anonymous asked: Don't fuck and if you do, do not wear protection. Bash gays, hate them. Never abort your child, even if you get raped. In fact, if you get raped and you get pregnant, it's a gift from God. Ban gay sex, anal sex, blowjobs and everything that is not considered normal sex. I am Rick and I am from the GOP, I want a smaller, less interfering gov. Fuck the real problems a president has to...
“True gender equality is actually perceived as inequality. A group that is made...”
– When Worlds Collide: Fandom and Male Privilege. (via seaofbadstories)
Also the study where they had women and men talking in a discussion and when women spoke around 30% of the time, men perceived them as dominating the discussion. They didn’t consider it “equal” until something like 5-10% of women...
Look here's the thing about the sheep
My first sheep, Maisy, my best friend and the love of my life, loses a lamb every year. I don’t know why. The first year both her babies died. The next year one twin of the two died, next year a twin, next year a triplet, this year a triplet died again.
I’m not sad about the triplet that died—one triplet often dies. Suffolk sheep only have two teats. They’re only meant...
myfavoriteboxer asked: You have an astonishingly nice ass and you're the reason I read East of Eden.
Anonymous asked: I tell these bitches all the time...when your nails look like frito lays corn chips, dont be posting pictures of your feet.
Annnnd now I remember why I deleted all my other...
Because while I’ve received many messages in the 12 hours since starting a new account, not one of them has been from a person I find even marginally attractive.
And they’re all dumb too. No, I don’t want to have “caqsual” sex with you because that’s not a word. It’s called proofreading, try it.
I'm going to quit
hipsteroatmeal:
Haven’t even started working yet. Thinking of quitting. Solely because I don’t want to tuck my shirt into khakis.
Where did you get a job?
I hate when people post pictures on...
Of their feet, usually because they’ve gotten a tattoo on their foot, and their toes look like an animal has been gnawing on them.
I mean yes, I know, we’ve discussed my hatred of an unkempt foot before, but like…
You’re really going to submit a picture to a blog that has like, tens of thousands of followers in which your toenails look like Gollum’s but with some...
I don't think all cops are assholes
I’ve met some genuinely nice ones who are honestly concerned with protecting and serving—Nic was the best man in a cop’s wedding, and that guy (while having a serious Napoleon complex) is a sweetheart.
However I think the profession also attracts a lot of people on the opposite side of the spectrum. It draws loyal, dutiful people who want to make the world safer and help...
“It reminds me of the “bike to work” movement. That is also portrayed as white,...”
– comment left on the Racialious blog post “Sustainable Food & Priviledge: Why is Green always White (and Male and Upper-Class)” (via ouiominy)
Nic: I'm kinda hungry.
Me: (nods)
Nic: And I know you're hungry--
Me: (nods)
Nic: --because you're always hungry--
Me: (nods)
Nic: --because you're a fatass.
Me: Mmmmmhmm.
Anonymous asked: Do people get high if they lick your tattoo and the surrounding area?
anonemouse replied to your post: Your boy is the...
Whose ass? What?
Anonymous asked: Your boy is the most handsome. Thanks for sharing him.
Anonymous asked: I rejected a guy and now he's angry. What should I say?
“No.”
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist)
*snrk* (via stfuconservatives)
alex--cortes asked: oww,, your body is so fuckin' perfect <3
Anonymous asked: What is Hypnotoad doing near your vageena?
I just ate my weight in omelettes and pancakes and...
And it was the best decision I’ve made in weeks
Today I'm wearing a belly shirt
And these Sevens that have what I would hesitate to call a bellbottom but in any case a pretty noticeable flare to them.
H8 ME
Now I’m gonna strut to IHOP for some chocolate chip banana pancakes.
I can listen to "Emotions" by Mariah Carey...
Maybe that will cure me
What can I do
To make myself feel even less emotions than I already do(n’t)?
I mean I’m a relatively callous person as is, but lately I keep feeling… Feelings. And it’s gross.
Like feelings I thought I was done experiencing back in high school.
Anti-depressants always made me dead inside but they also ruin sex so that’s a no go.
I don’t know I don’t know what...
myfavoriteboxer asked: Siri show me that photo of Julianna without the MS Paint