Frequently Asked Questions
1. Do you really have sheep? Yes. I was in 4H for several years (I was actually the president of my 4H club for a little while, if that doesn’t make you laugh too hard) and raised Suffolk sheep for my projects. I currently live in a tiny apartment with no yard, so right now they live with a friend in Frederick, Maryland. I visit them as much as I am able. They know their names and remember my voice. I have four “main” ewes, and they just had babies, so at the moment I have ten sheep. However, that number will probably go down after market season.
2. What are your tattoos? I have five tattoos, and am itching for a lot more. If I had the money, I would be covered. There are pictures of them on my tagged pictures (sequinforaneye.tumblr.com/tagged/me). I have the outline of my first sheep, Maisy, on my right hip which is filled in with pink daisies and forget-me-nots. On my left lower back, I have a rose with the word “Timshel” on it. If you don’t know what that is, read “East of Eden” and please don’t ask me who Tim Shel is. I have Hypnotoad (from Futurama) on my left inner thigh, and Maisy’s ear tag number (all sheep in a flock have a different tag number), 635, on my right wrist. I have a ginger lady with goat horns on my right leg.
3. Where do you live/what do you do/what are you doing with your life? I currently reside in Morgantown, West Virginia. I hail from Millersville, Maryland, which is about halfway between Baltimore and Annapolis. Immediately after high school I attended the Corcoran College of Art + Design in downtown DC, where I majored in fine art. I dropped out after three semesters when I realized I was tens of thousands of dollars in debt and would never get a job upon graduating which would enable me to pay off my student loans. Right now I’m just working soulless jobs in Morgantown to kill time before I go back to school in August. I’ll be at WVU, doing their pre-veterinary program.
4. Do you have a boyfriend? Yes.
5. Will you send me naked pictures/post naked pictures? Fuck you, and I hope you die.
Want to know other stuff? /ask me.
